Je bent een hardloper als…..

De site About.com behandelt veel onderwerpen die best interessante elementen bevatten voor ons hardlopers. Zo zijn er stukken over gezondheid, voeding en natuurlijk het hardlopen zelf. Op dat deel van de site kwam ik onderstaande lijst tegen. Met een knipoog de criteria om te bepalen of jezelf een hardloper mag noemen. Ik moet toegeven…bij een paar bespeur ik wel enige blijk van herkenning.
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You Know You're A Runner...

when the drive to the race is longer than the race itself ,

when you keep your family updated on how far you are from your destination by saying "There's only a half-marathon (10k, 5k, etc) until Grandma's house," and everyone knows how far that is.

when you run to your gate at the airport even though you aren't late and you aren't wearing running shoes

when you pack a seperate bag for your running clothes

when your idea of sightseeing involves visiting the local running store and finding the best place for hill repeats and long runs

when you get off an 18 hour flight and go for your long run because a) you need to stretch your legs, b) you want to see the city/country, and c) you have a scheduled run

when you realize that all the traveling you did in the last year revolved around races

when, on trips, you find it entertaining to see how fast you can convert speeds and distances from miles to kilometers and vice versa
you avoid travelling to places where you won't be able to run

when you get back from vacation and the first thing you tell people about is how the running was when you fly with your running clothes and shoes in your carry-on bag

Voeding:

You Know You're A Runner...

when all your friends think you eat too healthy

when you not only eat gels, but you know the best flavors for every brand

when you consider pasta to be a food group

when the sports drinks are in front of the soda, beer, and juice in your fridge

when you know the name of all the checkers at your local health food store

when you have two eggs, two pieces of toast, a slice of cheese, a glass of juice, and a yogurt for breakfast and are still hungry by 11 AM

when you drink your least favorite kind of sports drink because you know it is what they will be handing out at waterstops for your next race and you want your body to be accustomed to it

when pasta is the only food you'll eat two nights before a race

Familie en vrienden:

when you've run, showered, and eaten breakfast (twice) before your family/roommates even wake up

your family knows that you will run on Thanksgiving and Christmas (or other holidays you celebrate) now matter what

your friends no longer look at you like your nuts, because they know it for sure

when you forget birthdays and anniversaries, even major holidays, but never the date of your next race

when you have to make a real effort to remember to talk to your (non-running)family and friends about something other than running

you register for a race during your honeymoon even though your new spouse is not a runner (and he's not surprised or angry)

when your boss tells you to go run because your having a bad day at work

when your family plans vacations based on where your next marathon will be

when your non-running family and friends know the differences between feet that are neutral, over-pronating, and supinating

when you run so much that your family has a seperate laundry basket for your running clothes

when your family or friends sign up for "bike duty", to bike beside you during long runs so you don't have to carry anything you wouldn't carry during a race

when people stop asking you if you are going to run today, but rather ask you when

when your friends by sports drinks for their party so you'll have something to drink, since they know you have a run/race the next day

when you tell your realtor that you want a house in an area with good schools and a nice area to run

when you tell people you ran a 10k and you are shocked that people think that is a long run

your spouse and kids (and maybe even friends) know your PRs at different distances when you call 4 miles an easy day

when your friends know that if you don't answer your phone, you're probably running

when you try to convince people to run a 5k because it's "only" 3 miles

when you pass on going out with your friends on Friday night because you have to get up early and run

when you no longer have to explain to your friends why cotton isn't the best choice for running attire

when an exciting date for you is going with your spouse to drive your 20 mile route for the next morning and plant sports drinks along the way

when you come back after a 1 hour run and your spouse says 'That was fast. I didn't expect you back so soon.'

when your friends think they need to practice more before they can run with you

when you smirk at people who tell you that you run too much or are crazy for enjoying a run

when your spouse begs you to go for a run because you are in a bad mood

Bron: About.com: Running